SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
remember when homestuck
slowly shlunks back to commissions………………………………………………….
My character has a significant other, but I love RPing smut in private with other people! But finding partners for it is so hard! It sucks when none of your partners are on, and you’re in a smutty mood but you’re too scared of being judged if you just outright ask.
HOMG I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR FUCKING EVER.
IT IS THE GREATEST WEDDING VIDEO OF ALL TIME.
THANK YOU, REFERENCE CLASS, FOR MAKING GOOGLE MY BITCH.
wow this is my life story in like 30 seconds
im not evne fucking joking
I’ve been laughing at this for 84 years
and will keep on laughing at it
I think it’s ok for me to post this now, since Beowulf has been announced as the other voted character!
Here he is posing with his chair “The Hurting” and holding the arm of his former Gigan opponent, Grendel.
So the order is:
@ A @
Okay, I think I might need to go purchase some grey fur ASAP. And a sweater vest.